Shameless in the Navy

INTRO Mmm. Welcome aboard my battleship. We are sailing on the high seas. Put on your tiny sailor hat. Help me polish my brass cannon. It is fully loaded. Prepare to fire. HOOK 1 Sail-or! (Ahoy!) Cap-tain! (Oh boy!) Sail-or! (Ahoy!) Everybody rocking on the boat tonight! VERSE 1 The waves are very rough today. You are getting extremely wet. Let us go below deck. Mmm. Look at my giant mast. It takes a lot of wind to make it stand up. Grab the steering wheel. Hold it very steady. PRE-CHORUS Oh, oh, oh! The ocean is so deep! Oh, oh, oh! We're waking from our sleep! One, two, three, let's splash! CHORUS Drop your anchor in my deep blue sea! Sailing on the ocean, you're the captain for me! Swab the slippery deck and hoist up the sail! Shameless in the navy, riding out on the gale! POST-CHORUS So wavy! (Splash!) So salty! (Splash!) So soaking! (Splash!) Dive in! DROP VERSE 2 We are approaching the harbor. I need to dock my massive vessel. Your port is very narrow. Mmm. It will be a tight squeeze. Throw me your heavy ropes. Tie them into a very complicated knot. Do not let go. PRE-CHORUS Oh, oh, oh! The ocean is so deep! Oh, oh, oh! We're waking from our sleep! One, two, three, let's splash! CHORUS Drop your anchor in my deep blue sea! Sailing on the ocean, you're the captain for me! Swab the slippery deck and hoist up the sail! Shameless in the navy, riding out on the gale! BREAKDOWN Oh no. We have a leak in the hull. (Gasps) We are taking on water! Mmm. Grab this bucket and start pumping. Bring back the bassline. DROP CHORUS Drop your anchor in my deep blue sea! Sailing on the ocean, you're the captain for me! Swab the slippery deck and hoist up the sail! Shameless in the navy, riding out on the gale! OUTRO I'm feeling seasick! Mmm. Come lay down in my private hammock. Don't rock the boat! Ciao, mermaids.