Winter Time Romance

INTRO Mmm. Welcome to the Alps. Look at all this white powder. You are shivering in your snowsuit. Do you want to hold my ski pole? It is very sturdy. HOOK 1 A-près-ski! (Melt the ice!) A-près-ski! (Naughty and nice!) A-près-ski! (Melt the ice!) Everybody freezing tonight! VERSE 1 You are a very aggressive skier. You went down the black diamond. But now, it is time for the lodge. Take off your boots. Mmm. Take off everything else, too. The water is bubbling. PRE-CHORUS Oh, oh, oh! I'm freezing to the bone! Oh, oh, oh! Let's get in the danger zone! One, two, three, jump in! CHORUS I’m shivering outside but the water is so hot! Bubbles going up and down, hitting on the spot! Melt my little icicle, winter time romance! Shameless in the jacuzzi, doing the chalet dance! POST-CHORUS So freezing! (Brrr!) So steaming! (Ahhh!) So naughty! (Brrr!) Let's splash! DROP VERSE 2 You are sweating in the snow. Excellent. I ordered us a snack. It is a pot of hot, sticky cheese. Mmm. Fondue. Take this long stick. Dip your meat in my cheese. Do not lose it at the bottom. PRE-CHORUS Oh, oh, oh! I'm freezing to the bone! Oh, oh, oh! Let's get in the danger zone! One, two, three, jump in! CHORUS I’m shivering outside but the water is so hot! Bubbles going up and down, hitting on the spot! Melt my little icicle, winter time romance! Shameless in the jacuzzi, doing the chalet dance! BREAKDOWN Look out the window. An avalanche. (Giggles) We are trapped! Mmm. What a tragedy. We will have to generate body heat. Bring back the bassline. DROP CHORUS I’m shivering outside but the water is so hot! Bubbles going up and down, hitting on the spot! Melt my little icicle, winter time romance! Shameless in the jacuzzi, doing the chalet dance! OUTRO I have frostbite! Mmm. Let me rub it for you. Ooh, that's warm! Ciao from Switzerland.