Firemans Disco

INTRO Mmm. Welcome to the fire station. The emergency bell is ringing. It is getting very hot in here. I must put on my large rubber boots. Help me grab my heavy hose. It takes two hands to hold it. HOOK 1 Fire-man! (Put it out!) Fire-man! (Scream and shout!) Fire-man! (Put it out!) Everybody sweating in the blazing heat! VERSE 1 The flames are getting higher. You are trapped on the top balcony. Do not panic. I will extend my ladder. Mmm. It goes up very high. Climb into my arms. Hold on to my suspenders. PRE-CHORUS Oh, oh, oh! The temperature is rising! Oh, oh, oh! It's totally surprising! One, two, three, let's spray! CHORUS Put out the fire, water spraying everywhere! Sliding down the pole, flying through the smoky air! Pumping up the pressure, blasting from the hydrant now! Shameless in the burning room, making me say wow wow wow! POST-CHORUS So burning! (Hot!) So smoking! (Hot!) So dripping! (Wet!) Hose it down! DROP VERSE 2 We are safe on the ground. But you are covered in ash. You need a thorough wash. Let me turn the nozzle to maximum pressure. Mmm. It is squirting everywhere. Now you are soaking wet. PRE-CHORUS Oh, oh, oh! The temperature is rising! Oh, oh, oh! It's totally surprising! One, two, three, let's spray! CHORUS Put out the fire, water spraying everywhere! Sliding down the pole, flying through the smoky air! Pumping up the pressure, blasting from the hydrant now! Shameless in the burning room, making me say wow wow wow! BREAKDOWN Oh no. The fire is spreading to the discotheque. (Gasps) We have to save the DJ! Mmm. We must evacuate the VIP lounge immediately. Bring back the bassline. DROP CHORUS Put out the fire, water spraying everywhere! Sliding down the pole, flying through the smoky air! Pumping up the pressure, blasting from the hydrant now! Shameless in the burning room, making me say wow wow wow! OUTRO I'm still too hot! Mmm. Stop, drop, and roll with me. (Giggles) Okay! Ciao, arsonists.