Patient Zero

INTRO Mmm. The waiting room is full. But I will see you right now. Step into my office. Take off your coat. Let me check your temperature. HOOK 1 Doc-tor! (Check my heart!) Doc-tor! (Off the chart!) Doc-tor! (Check my heart!) My temperature is tearing me apart! VERSE 1 Your pulse is very erratic. I am putting on my gloves. They are made of latex. Mmm. Very snappy. Breathe in. Breathe out. You are hyperventilating. PRE-CHORUS Oh, oh, oh! I have a fever tonight! Oh, oh, oh! The room is spinning so bright! Give me the medicine! CHORUS Give me mouth to mouth, don't let me down! I’m the sickest girl in this disco town! Resuscitate me, save my life tonight! Doctor, doctor, won't you do it right! POST-CHORUS So dizzy! (Ahhh!) So sickly! (Ahhh!) Cure me! (Ahhh!) Right now! DROP VERSE 2 I am looking at your x-ray. You have a severe case of the rhythm. There is only one cure. I must give you a beat injection. Mmm. It is a very large needle. Do not flinch. PRE-CHORUS Oh, oh, oh! I have a fever tonight! Oh, oh, oh! The room is spinning so bright! Give me the medicine! CHORUS Give me mouth to mouth, don't let me down! I’m the sickest girl in this disco town! Resuscitate me, save my life tonight! Doctor, doctor, won't you do it right! BREAKDOWN Clear! (Gasps) I'm alive! Mmm. A medical miracle. Bring back the bassline. DROP CHORUS Give me mouth to mouth, don't let me down! I’m the sickest girl in this disco town! Resuscitate me, save my life tonight! Doctor, doctor, won't you do it right! OUTRO I feel much better... Mmm. That will be five thousand euros. Put it on my tab! Ciao, patient zero.