Pump My Iron

INTRO Mmm. Welcome to the gymnasium. Look at your neon spandex. It is very bright. And very tight. Grab your dumbbells. It is time to sweat. HOOK 1 Pump it! (Work it out!) Flex it! (Scream and shout!) Pump it! (Work it out!) Everybody moving in the class right now! VERSE 1 Let me see your squats. Go down low. Mmm. Lower. Your glutes are spectacular. Do you need a spotter for your heavy weights? I will stand right behind you. Very close. PRE-CHORUS Oh, oh, oh! My heart rate is so high! Oh, oh, oh! I reach into the sky! One, two, three, let's stretch! CHORUS Pump my iron, make my muscles burn! Sweating in the studio, it's finally my turn! Heavy breathing, pushing up the weight! Shameless on the treadmill and I'm feeling really great! POST-CHORUS So heavy! (Push!) So sweaty! (Push!) Get ready! (Push!) Don't stop! DROP VERSE 2 You are very flexible. Touch your toes. Mmm. Hold that position. Let me measure your heart rate. It is beating very fast. Time for the cooldown. Take off your sweatband. PRE-CHORUS Oh, oh, oh! My heart rate is so high! Oh, oh, oh! I reach into the sky! One, two, three, let's stretch! CHORUS Pump my iron, make my muscles burn! Sweating in the studio, it's finally my turn! Heavy breathing, pushing up the weight! Shameless on the treadmill and I'm feeling really great! BREAKDOWN Mmm. You forgot to wipe down the machine. (Panting) I'm too tired! That is a violation of gym rules. I will have to punish you. Bring back the bassline. DROP CHORUS Pump my iron, make my muscles burn! Sweating in the studio, it's finally my turn! Heavy breathing, pushing up the weight! Shameless on the treadmill and I'm feeling really great! OUTRO I need a shower... Mmm. The lockers are this way. Let's share! Ciao, fitness champions.